You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
no that's ok