I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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