Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am