What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It's shark week go big or go home
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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