he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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