we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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