i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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