just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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