so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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