I hope mine doesn't look like that
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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