I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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