I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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