no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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