Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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