Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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