How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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