I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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