Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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