I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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