Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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