Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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