At least make sure they are 18
Why
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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