So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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