i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
