no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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