i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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