i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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