Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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