Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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