I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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