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you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Randomize
