it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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