...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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