He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Fuck me I smell like cheese
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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