please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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