she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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