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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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