There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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