words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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