I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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