The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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