I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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