Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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