Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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