My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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