She's JV to your varsity
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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