Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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