Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Randomize
