if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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