so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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