'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
