He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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