i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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