Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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