i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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