No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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