physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Randomize
