Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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