How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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