puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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