I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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