The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
birth control should be required to get into college
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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