Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
did you just send me my own nude
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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